[ ATTENTION: Serious Marketers & Entrepreneurs Only ]

WARNING: Your Content Sounds Like A Robot.
And It Is Costing You A Fortune.

The internet is drowning in beige, robotic "slop." If you want to sell, you need personality. Tone Cloner surgically removes the persuasive DNA from 7-figure copywriters and grafts it onto your ideas. Instantly.

Confidential Control Panel
Target: High-Status Founder

"Move fast. Break things. If you aren't embarrassed by your first release, you launched too late. We aren't building a product here. We are building a religion."

[ Analysis: Ego: 98% | Urgency: 100% | Fluff: 0% ]

Join the "Renegade" Writers At:

๐Ÿ“ Substack
๐Ÿš€ IndieHackers
๐Ÿ“ฐ TheVerge
โœ๏ธ Medium

The System

Most tools give you a "Magic Button". We give you a Laboratory.

Step 1
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The "Style Heist"

See a newsletter or sales letter you envy? Feed us the URL. We don't just "read" it. We strip-mine it for vocabulary, cadence, and "snark levels" so you can wear that style like a custom suit.

Step 2
๐Ÿงช

Genetic Engineering

Why settle for one voice? Mix 40% "Empathy" with 60% "Deadpan Comedian". Create a brand voice that is uniquely yours and completely impossible for competitors to copy.

Step 3
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The Clone Army

Build a roster of masks. Keep your "LinkedIn Thought Leader" mask separate from your "Late Night Twitter" vibe. Switch personalities faster than you can switch tabs.

Read This Before You Join

Who This Is NOT For

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The "Get Rich Quick" Crowd: If you think this tool will replace your brain, leave now. This is a force-multiplier for serious writers, not a magic pill for lazy people.

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Corporate "Brand Managers": If you need 14 meetings to approve a tweet, Tone Cloner is too dangerous for you. We build sharp knives, not safety scissors.

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The "Authenticity" Police: If you think using tools to improve your output is "cheating," enjoy staying poor while our users eat your lunch.

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Cheapskates: We invest heavily in our GPU clusters. If you aren't willing to invest in your business, we aren't willing to help you.

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SCANNING INPUT...
DETECTED: Zero Fluff, High Authority.
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LOADING FILTER: "MAD MEN COPY"
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MUTATING CONTENT...
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Make them stare."

The Internet Is Full Of Grey Noise. Be The Signal.

You know the text I'm talking about. "In the ever-evolving landscape..." It's perfect grammar with zero heartbeat. That is the sound of your brand dying. Tone Cloner helps you bypass the "AI Radar" by mimicking human imperfection, slang, and flair.

  • โœ“Kill the "As an AI language model" vibe instantly
  • โœ“Write content people actually finish reading
  • โœ“Scale your output without selling your soul

Choose Your Weapon

Cheaper than a copywriter. Faster than your brain.

The Skeptic

$0

Dip your toes in. Steal a couple of voices. See if I'm lying (I'm not).

Start Cloning
  • โœ“ 3 Voice Clones
  • โœ“ 1,000 words generated
  • โœ“ Basic Style Metrics
Most Popular Choice

The Ghostwriter

$29/mo

For those who want to win the content game without looking like they're trying.

Start Free Trial
  • โœ“ UNLIMITED Voice Clones
  • โœ“ 50,000 words generated
  • โœ“ Advanced Mixer Access
  • โœ“ Priority API Access

The Empire

$99/mo

Scale your voice across a whole team without losing the magic.

Contact Sales
  • โœ“ Team collaboration
  • โœ“ SSO & Advanced Security
  • โœ“ Dedicated Account Manager